doriangray
I'm so sick of forgetting myself to remember who I am.
Vomit excitement!
I am here again, took me a bit to update. I had a fun weekend in Orlando. Smoked a little weed and drank a little. I don't normally do that but I was a victim of peer pressure...lol. Although after this weekend I think I am giving it up for good, even though I only smoke it like once every few months. Anyhow, I will tell the story for the enquiring minds like yourselves. If you have a weak stomach avert your eyes...anyhow, this is a story you are only likely to see in a movie. This is my life. Ok, so I was in the car with my cousin and her boyfriend Czar (such a cool name), and their roommate Eddie. Well we were on the highway and my cousin passed me the pipe to take a hit. I had just gone done drinking an Amp (Mountain Dew energy drink) and had a Balance bar. So I took a hit and I couged...and of course I threw up in my mouth...don't know why but I did. So I had no choice but to hold it in. So of course at this moment I am thinking to myself what I should do. The only thing I could think of was to swallow it, but that would have probably made me throw up even more. So I tried to get my cousins attention and she thought when I was pointing to my mouth that I was showing off with the amount of time I was holding the smoke in. Anyhow after a rousing game of charades she finally figured out why I was pointing to my mouth. Low and behold we had no cups in the care or bags of any sort. So I had to have them get in the right lane of the highway and slow their speed so I could open the window and spit it out. That was fun since it ended up on the side of my face and on the side of the car. Needless to say that was the start of my trip. The halloween horror nights wasn't all it was cracked up to be. I don't scare easily so I was not really impressed with the crappy haunted houses. I would rather go to a real haunted house and make my own exitement. Anyhow, I need to get running. Got a friend coming over so we can watch Shaun of the Dead.
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