doriangray
I'm so sick of forgetting myself to remember who I am.
What will they think of next?
I just wrote like this massive review bashing Van Helsing and I accidentally hit the back button on my browser and wiped it out! I couldn't be more pissed off than I am right now. I don't even feel like writing it again. I'll sum it up for you. That movie was the worst thing ever. Words can't express how shitty that movie was. It wasn't even a good cheesy movie like Charlie's Angels (the first one) was. I went in expecting the worst figuring if I did, that I would not be disappointed. But I got worse than worse. Absolute total trash.
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